Tuesday, 15 December 2015

Have ah got this right?



Right, bear wi me, ah'm jist workin this yin oot.

It looks like, gaun by the polls, that Labour could get wiped oot in the constituencies in May...

So aw the constituency MSPs are fightin tae get tae the top o the lists...

Which they'll manage cos they ken everybody, they hae clout in the party...

So aw the list MSPs are oot the door come May...

Tae be 'replaced' by aw the 'constituency' MSPs...

Some o them oan their fifth term, 17 years an countin...

So, Kezia's rejuvenation o Scottish Labour is gunnae depend oan the combined energies o a diminished bunch o agein party insiders that hae jist been rejected by the voters, individually an en masse...

Have ah got this right?



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11 comments:

  1. jimnarlene15 December 2015 at 20:09

    Souns aboot richt.

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  2. Anonymous15 December 2015 at 20:41

    Aye.

    That's what rejuvenation is all about. They are all going to dye their hair and have face lifts. And some of them will wear mini skirts.

    I just hope James Kelly isnae one o' them.

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    1. Conan the Librarian™15 December 2015 at 21:23

      Peter 'Shoitus interruptus' Kelly?

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    2. Sophia Pangloss16 December 2015 at 07:52

      Well judgin by whit ah see oan the bus then the maist popular hair colour jist noo is blue... Aye, *nods* ah can see Jackie Joanne an Cara aw sittin in a wee blue row... that fits.

      Ah jist hope if they turn up in their blue hair an nose-piercins wi their tartan mini-skirts Tricia Marwick throws the hale damn bunch o them oot. We're no haein it ah tell ye!

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  3. Conan the Librarian™15 December 2015 at 21:26

    Whaur hae ye been Sophia? Oan this 'Twitter' blethers?

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    1. Sophia Pangloss16 December 2015 at 08:00

      'fraid so Mr Conan... ah'm a sucker fer a 140-character limit ye see, it kindae concentrates ma mind ye see, cos ah'm an awfy yin fer gaun oan an oan if naebody stops me ye see, an next thing ah've filled a page wi keich...

      Twitter lets me surf the zeitgeist withoot gettin drenched... ah can be a superficial cow there an naebody notices...

      Whit dae ye mean ye kent that awready?

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    2. Bugger le Panda4 January 2016 at 09:17

      Twitter suits my sort of political commentary. It is like shouting through the letterbox and running away.

      You should give it a go, Conan. Your one liner stingers would go down well and could well set up a twittshit from afar.

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  4. JamesBarrGardner15 December 2015 at 22:37

    Vote SNP x2 in May 2016, Let's make this happen Scotland needs the best, nae mair Lobbie Dossers.

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    1. Sophia Pangloss16 December 2015 at 08:04

      Too right James, it's SNP 1&2 next year nae contest. There's naewhere else tae pit yer second vote really, there's nae Rise/Green upsurge happenin so they're no pickin up many listseats (if any) an few fowk are gaunnae split their votes SNP/Unionist. It's game oan.

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  5. jrbrownlie30 December 2015 at 10:56

    Good to see you back, Sophia, fair cheered me up in this wig-chasing weather!

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    1. Sophia Pangloss1 January 2016 at 14:06

      That's kind Mr Brownlie, an a Happy New Year tae you an yours, hope ye had a guid yin. Ah'm still here, still kickin, ah've jist no been as pass-remarkable this past year... since the big vote ah suppose... it took it oot o aw o us. But hope still burns an 2016 has a lot o potential tae cheer us aw up...

      plenty potential tae hae us aw tyin nooses an aw ah suppose...

      Naw, it'll be a guid yin, you'll see... sae long as we aw keep healthy eh? :-)

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